The best job mine has to offer:

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I must say that I am quite astonished at the quality of co-op placements that are available to coop students for only $445.00 per term. I mean I've always wanted to wear a costume. I wonder what my job report would consist of.

Perhaps days of standing on a street corner trying to troubleshoot methods of avoiding snowballs. Possibly figuring out new more efficient ways to hand out coupons to passers by through and encumbering costume. Maybe I could even detail overcoming the difficulties of moving around a planned route in the dead of winter in a costume. All tasks worthy of a strikingly intelligent student such as me. In fact, now that I really think about it wearing a costume as part of my university coop experience would certainly help me secure a carrier working in show business. Perhaps working with Muppets, or even in the circus as a clown... OH I got it now! Polkaroo! Damn that’s where I'll be for the rest of my life! Thank you UW Co-Op!